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125. She falls for him like a ripe apple.
124. It's not Mrs. Callahan's job to deliver them to me like a set of twins!
123. You will be moved along on the conveyor belt like a piece of candy.
122. Smile and put yourself in a happy mood!
120. Spread the rumor, there's a fish in love with Gena Dwyer!
119. I have never bit a woman nor been a woman.
118. Don't argue with my metaphor!
116. A poem is like a hunk of lead.
115. He creates a scene where the little disney characters want sympathy.
114. And what do you want to do with the rabbity?
113. Poems are puffy like clouds.
112. You go out into the forest and get naked and dance around the fireplace.
111. God is a happy face.
110. Oh my gosh! Rice and whorehouses!
109. The horses have to poop, that's not their fault.
108. I'll put YOU in a mailbox!
107. It's Don Joo-an, not Don Juan.
106. So if you drop your toe...
105. That person you think you're in love with may not even be a man-woman.
104. That's the bottom of the brutality barrel.
103. Freud stole it all.
102. The comma is the Cesario of punctuation.
101. I don't want you to use a colon because they're ugly and racist.
100. Well, I'm not a woman.
99. I hold in my hand the uniball.
98. No, I was not bragging about my conquests!
97. Can't you see yourself getting dressed in the morning and going for that little bit of sleaze?
96. Your ideas will take to the form like Jell-O.
95. Commentary is a whole different animal.
94. If I had to do it again, I'd be down in Hollywood chasing Uma Thurman.
93. I choose evil because it's got girls and licquor.
92. What rhymes with bitch?
91. You get to see those witches naked!
90. It doesn't have a feely window, which is suspicious.
89. Well, I don’t have a dog, but I have a mother.
88. Our culture is to the German culture as the seedling is to the mighty oak.
87. The other is of an orgiastic nature.
86. I am woman weed.
85. We’ll be in an orgy and eating each other.
84. It’s a very small gap.
83. Bishop prick.
82. In my heart I’m a barbarian.
81. All five of them similarly bulged.
80. You could write a pithy epistle
79. Haughty like the hot boy?
78. I could feel the softness through the window.
77. The little green thing with wisdom.
76. He’s a man guest.
75. It’s a bimbo attack.
74. A snap dash spanky little title would be nice.
73. I have enough hair to cover my gash.
72. The tip retracts to protect your pocket.
71. Feels like rubber zone.
70. A dog can defecate wherever he wants and no one has to scoop.
69. The wolves are at his feet and are sliming at their prey.
68. He’s the Venus De Milo of existentialism.
67. I’m trying to hear Pinkus.
66. It will grow into a watermelon size light bulb.
65. He stole my boyfriend.
64. A colon is the Nazi of all punctuation.
63. I want to get to the point of birthing this painful over due baby.
62. The key to the fedging is Sebastian.
61. Keep us around even though we’re not virgins anymore.
60. Pleasure in the bed may be repaid with venereal disease.
59. It does have a place in the back to feel the tip, and it is smooth.
58. We may go into naughty territory.
57. Big famous bears like Muhammad Ali.
56. I know that I’m Hamlet.
55. Hit a home run with her baby’s head and smash it like a pumpkin.
54. I’m just as much a man as anyone else, and you can’t say I’m not.
53. Put a break between when you cram and when you regurgitate.
52. It’s not good to lay in bed like a big target waiting to be stabbed.
51. These witches are earth bubbles.
50. Society won’t give us chestnuts.
49. You got a bitchy old woman without chestnuts.
48. The comic world of Forrest Gump.
47. Think of that trajectile.
46. Do a little dance, dog and pony show.
45. Here I am in Shakespeare’s mind at a bar
44. Far be it for me to throw West or Sprague under the bus.
43. Bonehead English is for boneheads and that’s not you.
42. I know. I am a Colonel.
41. You can’t say I’m blowing hot air.
40. Women do have minds!
39. Dead white males and oh my gosh women!
38. The grip on this pen is squishy.
37. He takes a little nappy next to the coffin.
36. It’s not nice to laugh at old people but it works.
35. And I’ll slip into a nappy poo.
34. Actually, Chekov is a rather attractive man.
33. You got to be hip to the jive of what the poets mean.
32. Man is an insignificant fly on the back of the horse of nature.
31. A pen is worth its salt.
30. I don’t get too excited about rubber comfort zone grip
29. Sizzling new barrel colors here.
28. For those of you who aren’t here I’m talking to you.
27. A lot of tears and a lot of fondling.
26. They go to Paris and Europeanize themselves.
25. Russian’s are Eeyore’s.
24. The want to European in the worst way.
23. You’re supposed to slip on a banana peel, fall down, and break your butt. Then Charlie Chaplain gets up, dusts himself off, and he goes again.
22. The river of time is shifting its channel.
21. The winds of change are blowing, and blowing rather severely.
20. The onus is on you.
19. He’s a mad little ferret with rat eyes
18. When you put all your marbles in into one eventuality…
17. You’re all Colonels.
16. The word might be a little out of focus.
15. He’s grasping straws.
14. He’s kind of a Charlie Chaplain clown dude.
13. So you know exactly where the yardstick is.
12. This is a severely Catholic society.
11. You wouldn’t recondite a thimble in the game.
10. There are more fingers to come.
9. I’m dipping your feet in the cold water of 2A or 2B.
8. That gushy stuff is your reward.
7. If any of you have killed a cat, you’d better take a long look in the mirror.
6. You’re on a trajectory of learning.
5. That lays the foundation for the oblivion.
4. I live in a sorority house.
3. He is raping women who don’t want to be raped.
2. There not all pigeon holed in one box.
1. WC doesn’t mean water closet it means word choice.
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